emojustinyoung:

"you wear that a lot" yes that is because i, a proud owner of a washing machine,

bradleyjizzames:

bradley + cussing = (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧

askfordoodles:

cuddlyplaguedoctor:

hellyeahthomassanders:

Narrating People’s Lives: In the Aisles! by Thomas Sanders

That’s adorable.

I love how the dad does this side-glance at his kid like “You’re about to be embarrassed so hard, son”

reason-2-live:

Incase nobody told you this today or recently,
1. I love you and I’m proud of you.
2. It’s ok to not be ok.
3. It’s ok to ask for help.
4. Having a mental illness is NOT your fault.
5. Be kind to yourself
6. Cats are friends
7. Smile
8. You’re cute
9. Eat your vegetables
10. or anything you want tbh

IMC RYING OVER THESE SPONGEBOB NOODLES

germanlanguagerocks:

conjectural-technologies:

golgathor:

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BECAUSE LIKE

IT’S IN FRENCH TOO SO ALL THEIR NAMES ARE IN FRENCH ON THE SIDE LIKE WE GO MISTER CRABS AND PATRICK

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OKAY THIS MAKES SENSE EVERYTHING IS GOOD HERE THEN THERE IS SANDY AND GARY

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THIS IS FINE AND THEN THERE IS SPONGEBOB

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ALL GOOD SO WHERE IS THE PROBLEM?

SQUIDWARD.

I MEAN I JUST

YOU THINK OKAY ITS GONNA HAVE SQUID IN IT RIGHT?

NO INSTEAD YOU JUST GET

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CARLO

C A R L O

In German, he’s called Thaddäus Tentakel

kiransingh:

the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bag despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life

hespokeoftoast:

I was not fucking ready

the-prankster:

#YOUR MOM

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