Favorite Fe-isms [1/2]: Season 1

kaonashizen:

bleu:

look , i literally can’t stress how cute this deleted parks and rec scene is and im about to lose my fucking shit.

Im in love with Chris Pratt

tastefullyoffensive:

Video: Nick Offerman Recites Some Profound Shower Thoughts [gifs via]

knitmeapony:

egobus:

one time when I was about four, the 10 year old neighbour boys attacked me with water guns and when I ran away and told my mom she gave me the hose and set it to pressure wash and basically told me to finish what they started  

Excellent parenting.

gallade-x-treme:

zeldaisawesomeness:

it’s almost time

IT IS AUGUST

auburn-autumn-skies:

firelorcl:

the-doctors-rose:

getoffmybloghoe:

CAN I GET A HELL YEAH!??

*teacher voice* i dont know, can you?

*sighs* “MAY I get a hell yeah?”

*teacher voice* you should have gotten a hell yeah during the break before class started

*frustrated groan* But I didn’t NEED a hell yeah during the break

plantstho:

the lack of cuddling i am experiencing right now is upsetting 

randomosityofaweirdophile:

thatisnotahat:

I’ve been watching this for 5 minutes and giggling like an idiot.

The one in the back though

abeardedprincess:

Stop telling me my body is not beautiful enough to walk around in just my underwear!

My perfectly shaped body is perfect.

chubby rolls and all.

I’ll walk around naked if i damn well feel like it.

As your girlfriend, I will make it my duty to turn you on at the most inappropriate of times.

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